I used to have to buy all my weed from Crazy Mike who owns a farm outside of town; For years that was the only option, unless I wanted to grow my own cannabis plants at home.
Believe me, I have tried doing that a few times! I just have no talent for botany, and every attempt I made towards growing marijuana at home ended up a total failure.
This is why I kept driving out to Crazy Mike’s farm to get cannabis from him – because Mike was the only game in town. I was so thankful when a new cannabis dispensary opened a couple miles from here, because it meant I never had to see Mike again! I l received a few interesting things from my first trip into the cannabis dispensary. The primary thing I realized was that the marijuana Crazy Mike had been selling myself and others was of a really awful quality. Think about it appreciate this – if you’ve never eaten a real hamburger before, then the McDonald’s burger is pretty good, right? That’s how it was for myself and others and local cannabis! I had never smoked top-quality cannabis before, so I thought that this gnarly, ragweed from Crazy Mike was top notch! After a few puffs of Purple Haze in the parking lot I saw the truth. Not only did Crazy Mike carry a gun with him at all times, he was also selling sub-par cannabis to people who didn’t know any better! Now that there was an official cannabis dispensary in town, I suppose that Crazy Mike is going to lose all of his clients.