I assume that people tell our fiance Ed that I’m just a gold digger, however they are all wrong.
I actually care for Ed, and not just because she owns a business, numerous cars, and a condo with a swimming pool.
I enjoy Ed for her personality, however I certainly much enjoy everything else, too. I don’t prefer having a task, I never have… When given our druthers I prefer to focus on art, and baking, and enjoying time laying out by the pool. I also enjoy a steady stream of cocktails and medical cannabis, just for a general sense of well-being. It seems that all the loose talk finally got into Ed’s mind, and she told me I needed to find a task and stop smoking medical cannabis every afternoon. Taking her warning to heart, I went over to one of the local medical cannabis shops in neighborhood and asked if they were hiring. Not only were they fully staffed with cannabis budtenders, however they had a fat stack of applications of other people who wanted to work there. I was trying to kill more than one parakeets with one stone by finding a task related to medical cannabis, however apparently it was not in the cards for me. While I was perusing the store, I realized there were dozens of other kinds of medical cannabis products I could be using instead. By our reasoning, I could eat some cannabis gummies, or sip on fruit juice infused with THC and CBD, and Ed would never realize that I was still getting high.