I guess that people tell my fiance Ed that I’m just a gold digger, but they are all wrong.
I actually care for Ed, plus not just because he owns a business, several cars, plus a home with a swimming pool.
I love Ed for his personality, although I actually much prefer everything else, too. I don’t prefer having a job, I never have, and when given my druthers I prefer to focus on art, plus baking, plus enjoying time laying out by the pool. I also prefer a steady stream of cocktails plus medical cannabis, just for a general sense of well-being. It seems that all the loose talk finally got into Ed’s mind, plus he told me I needed to find a job plus stop smoking medical cannabis every day. Taking his warning to heart, I went over to a single of the local medical cannabis shops in neighborhood plus asked if they were hiring! Not only were they fully staffed with cannabis budtenders, but they had a fat stack of applications of other people who wanted to work there. I was trying to kill 2 parakeets with a single stone by finding a job related to medical cannabis, but apparently it was not in the cards for me. While I was perusing the store, I realized there were dozens of other kinds of medical cannabis products I could be using instead, however by my reasoning, I could eat some cannabis gummies, or sip on fruit juice infused with THC plus CBD, plus Ed would never realize that I was still getting high.