I got a giant fat tip from the football guy

I work for a recreational marijuana dispensary that is right in the heart of the city, but my pal and I are a giant city too, with a professional football, baseball, and soccer team, then there are always tourists in the city looking for things I like to do, and every once in a while, I run into someone that is famous, however when I am out on deliveries and I go up into the hills or down into the valley, I often end up at entirely nice houses and mansions! Last weekend I was delivering for the recreational marijuana dispensary and I took an order up to the hills… I recognized the name on the ticket, and I was hoping to see the football player, but unfortunately, the guard met me at the gate and he had money for me. He took all of the recreational marijuana supplies. I did get a giant fat tip from the football guy, despite the fact that I never did get to genuinely meet the guy! Of course, that’s not what I told my friends later that evening when we were at the bar. I told them that I took the marijuana delivery to the player and that he shook my hand and showed me around the house. I made up one heck of a story and my friends obtained all of it. I even impressed a girl that was at the bar; She went home with me that evening and we smoked some of the same recreational marijuana that I took up to the hills to the professional football player. It was a deranged weekend for sure.



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