I am too ancient to do the work any more, I need younger people to do it for me.
Having just turned 72 I feel the afternoons of me laboring in the yard, mowing the grass, or tending to the garden are long behind me.
I sit in the shade on my back porch, rocking in my ancient hand-made wooden rocking chair, plus sometimes doing a little birdie enjoying. I hire local kids to do the yardwork for me, plus any other chores that need done. It is never a concern for me to find a helpful teenager willing to work, because I consistently have cannabis on hand. I have more cannabis than I could ever smoke in the rest of my years, so instead of paying the local teens with money, I pay them with weed. It’s a good system that works out for everyone. I don’t care what other people say, it’s OK for kids to smoke cannabis. Teens have been smoking cannabis for decades, plus I don’t see a moral issue with it. I do have a strict rule about never telling anyone where they got the cannabis. If they get caught with it, they better keep my name out of their mouth, or they never get any more work or cannabis from me again. So far they all seem like great kids, who aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty for some high quality marijuana. I only have the finest cannabis strains in my collection of glass jars, which I have obtained legally over the years from a number of cannabis dispensaries.