Glad I can be a lazy slug

On the weekends I am not really motivated to do anything.

  • I am unwilling to do projects or go anywhere.

When I need food, I just get it delivered. I officially order from my number one eating establishment and make them give it to me. I don’t cook, wash the house or work on any projects around the house. What is easily nice is I usually spoil myself with some legal weed. My state has medical cannabis and recreational cannabis. I have a medical marijuana card, but I don’t always want the medical grade stuff. My medical weed card is pretty restrictive as well on what I can have and what dose. Sometimes I feel like an edible. I don’t want to go to the cannabis dispensary when it is my relaxing weekend though. Thankfully my dispensary has gotten their act together and they offer weed delivery. This is the height of laziness. My weed shop is maybe a 7 minute drive from my house. On the weekend there are no cars and nobody is in the store. I still don’t want to make the trip. There is something so good about laying around in my pjs waiting for the driver to bring my stuff. I can get all the edibles and cannabis oils I want from the comfort of my own home. I feel like a king. I just spend money and say leave it on the porch. I don’t even need to speak to anyone. Payment is all automated so I don’t even need to show my face to the driver. I wait for him to leave until I grab my stuff too.
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